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Jazzy’s Etiquette Tips on Looking Fabulous

  1. Always encourage your natural look. Highlights from your mother’s hair dresser don’t always work on her either.
  2. If you want a new collar-leash ensemble or outfit for a special occasion, chew up the ends of the old ones you don’t like.
  3. When accessorizing, especially with jewelry, girl dogs must remember not to overdo. Before you leave the house take one accessory off. Never a jeweled barrette with a rhinestone collar.
  4. Clothing that is either too loose or too tight is a no-no. Always choose a well-tailored outfit to enhance your figure. The scoop on fashion poop is: what looks great on a Great Dane might be too-too on a Shih Tzu.
  5. Under no circumstance should you wear animal fur that is not your own.
  6. Matted hair and overgrown nails denote bad pedigree. We do not rrruff it.
  7. Good posture is crucial. When seated, rump should be firmly planted. Front and hind legs parallel to one another. All paws should face forward.
  8. Spend as much time in a person’s arms as possible.

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